March Madness: The Pinching Begins 2013-03-16

March Madness

Forgetful is as Forgetful does

Disclaimer: this is all random and doesn't really have anything to do with anything.

I can't say that I'm well known for being the most observant person... or having the best memory. They say you can be ugly or stupid, but not both. I think they should also figure out a way for people to either be unobservant or forgetful, but some sort of mindfulness should always be present.

St. Patty's Day comes and goes, and quit often I'm completely unaware until someone makes a b-line for me with their pincers up.

On some forgetful occasions I've tried passing off my green-blue eyes as counting for wearing green, but that's usually just met with looks of meh or other forms of not-off-the-hook.

One time I completely remembered, but my friend pinched me anyway because he thought I was wearing blue and I swore it was green. It turned into a long debate which was eventually settled by using Photobooth on my MacBook to take a few different pictures of my shirt and then measuring the RGB values with Digital Color Meter. (you would have thought one of us were Asian, but I promise we aren't) Turns out it was turquoise - or at least I think that's what you call the color that's equal parts green and blue.

Dicount Kissing Booth for the Tall 2013-02-13

Discount Kissing Booth for the Tall

I went to a Valentine's party this past Saturday where my friend was wearing a sign that read Kiss me if you feel the inclination to do so.

I thought it was cool, so I put one on that read KISSES FREE (if you can reach).


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Popcorn Ceilings and Superbowl XLVII 2013 2013-02-12

Potential negative side affects of your favorite team winning the superbowl when popcorn ceilings are involved.

Popcorn Ceilings SuperBowl 2013

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Fat 2013-02-10

A rebuttle to a complaint that our comic - which addressing the issue of big and tall stores using their name as a euphemism, at the expense and injustice of the tall - is insensitive.

Negative Feedback

A little while ago we released this comic in which we used the word fat and we had one complaint that it was offensive and that we are being insensitive.

This is the one:

Big & Tall

The Defense Takes the Stand

I don't disagree that a person would feel offended. People are offended by lots of things.


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